1 Jose Mourinho famous inspirational funny soccer quotes at Porto, Chelsea, Inter Milan and Real Madrid

Jose Mourinho has a big list of famous funny soccer quotes at Porto, Chelsea, Inter Milan and Real Madrid. It is just amazing to read these quotes; it is as if he always prepared to talk to the press.

Jose Mourinho in one of the press conference making his funny and inspirational statement and reading famous soccer quotes

 He has been quotes several times making inspirational quotes, crazy quotes and life quotes as related to soccer . Some football quotes he make are cute or motivational to his player and fans and even to other famous football coaches. He has created friends with his friendship quotes and made several enemies with his quotes.

"This is due to Racing, who defended fiercely and played their game well looking to take one point"

"If I had wanted to be protected in a quiet job, I could have stayed at Porto. I would have been second, after God, in the eyes of the fans even if I had never won another thing."

"Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good."

"The pace was broken by simulation, by injuries, by the stretcher coming onto the pitch," he said. "We're responsible for this because we failed to put a stop to it."

"Many great managers have never won the Champions League - a big example is not far from us.

"I don't say we are a defensive team. I say we are a strong team in defensive terms, but at the same time lacking sufficient fluidity in attack because that will take time to come."

"In five years I have never had a match where my team has had less possession than the opponents."

"When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started."

"The only thing that I want to say is that we are the best ones and in normal conditions we are more than the best ones. In normal conditions we will be champions. In abnormal conditions we also will be champions. "

"Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one."

"I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea."

"It was a strange game. I think we all understand that it was no coincidence that he showed the red card to Sneijder. I have realized that they are not going to allow us to wrap this title up. But we were perfect. We would have won this game even with seven men. Maybe with six we would have struggled, but we would have won with seven."

"I am very happy at Inter. I am not happy in Italian football - because I don't like it and they don't like me. Simple."

"The way they are, tomorrow we will probably read I am to blame for the volcano. Maybe I have a friend in the volcano and I am responsible for that."

"I am prepared. The more pressure there is, the stronger I am. In Portugal, we say the bigger the ship, the stronger the storm. Fortunately for me, I have always been in big ships. FC Porto was a very big ship in Portugal, Chelsea was also a big ship in England and Inter was a great ship in Italy. Now I'm at Real Madrid, which is considered the biggest ship on the planet."

"I live and work in a world where you can’t say what you think, can never say the truth. Not being a hypocrite, a diplomat and a coward is my biggest defect."

"You can't win the treble every season. But I've done it twice and I think twice is quite a lot."

"So I know all about the ups and downs of football, I know that one day I will be sacked.”

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1 Funniest Soccer Quotes from famous players and managers

Here are some funny soccer (football) quotes from famous players and managers. Surely they were quotes of the day those times
Barry Venison
“I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock”

Brian Moore
"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins."

Dave Bassett
"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."

Garry Lineker
“There’s no in-between – you’re either good or bad. We were in-between”

Gary Lyon
"And Farmer has now scored 19 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season"

George Best
“I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!”

Ian McNail
“We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized”

Ian Rush
“I couldn’t settle in Italy- it was like living in a foreign country”

Jimmy Hill
"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal."

Johan Cryuff
"Italians can't win the game against you, but you can lose the game against the Italians."

Kevin Keegan
“The ref was vertically 15 yards away”
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."
"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!”

Lawrie McMenemy
"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1"

Lee Hendrie
“I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right”

Les Ferdinand
“I was surprised but I always say nothing surprises me in football (soccer)”

Mark Draper
“I’d like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona” ofinal whistle blows and we’re knocked out”

Phil Woosnam
“The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does”.

Robbie Earl
“If you’re 0-0 down, there’s no one better to get you back on terms than Ian Wright”

Ron Atkinson
“I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat”
"On another night, they'd have won 2-2."
"Zero-zero is a big score."
"Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning”
"I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”

Ron Greenwood
"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales."

Ronaldo De Lima
“We lost because we didn’t win”
“I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.”

Ruud Gullit
“We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percent that cost us the match”
"To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch"

Steve Lomas
“Germany are a very difficult team to play…they had 11 internationals out there today”

Stuart Pearce
“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel”

Terry Butcher
“The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath”

Thierry Henry
“Sometimes in football (soccer) you have to score goals”

Ugo Ehiogu
“I’m as happy as I can be- but I have been happier”

Vinnie Jones
“Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win”

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